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bombing:

there wasn’t one goddamn anaconda in that entire video

TAGGED AS:  #there was tho  

stewberts:

bold what applies to you

Appearance:

  • i have blonde hair and green eyes
  • i have red hair and hazel eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really curly (naturally)
  • i have brown hair and blue eyes
  • i have freckles
  • i have brown hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimples
  • i wear contact lenses
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i have stretch marks/ tattoos
  • i love wearing head bands
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarfs
  • i never wear necklaces

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have an older brother
  • i’m from South America
  • i know how to swear in more than two languages
  • one (or more) of my parents is from another country
  • i have a younger sister
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have family that live in Australia
  • i know two or more languages

School / Job:

  • i’m in high school
  • i love history
  • i have/had a teacher that is great in explaining and actually teaching
  • i got fired
  • i know what i want to do in future
  • i don’t do an extracurricular activity
  • i learn more than one language
  • i love math
  • i already have a job
  • my grades are almost never excellent/very good
  • i want to go on college
  • i want to be professional athlete / writer / artist (musically/or theatrically)

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle
  • a best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pets
  • kissed a boy / a girl
  • online best friends
  • spent whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend

I’m afraid of:

  • insects / snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding secret about me
  • favorite character dying 
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights
  • pain
  • kissing somebody 
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping until 12pm
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running
  • baking / cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair 
  • my wardrobe
TAGGED AS:  #about me  

prinnyemperor:

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE DUDE WHO WON’T LEAVE

Graduated high school. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Snorted cocaine. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone.  Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself (not on purpose). Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep.  Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe/America. Loved someone you shouldn’t have.  Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
TAGGED AS:  #about me  

jaketheescapologist:

iamindifferenttolamp:

So I tried singing Those You’ve Known once and suddenly found myself singing the right tune, but the lyrics to On My Own.  I decided to see how close the two songs really are.  Answer:  Very.

NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS CRAZY

vibruhtor:

is doctor who over or did i just cut out the right people from my life

jrolling:

Rooster Teeth Birthdays

Jack Pattillo: January 3rd

Burnie Burns: January 18 

Chris Demarais: January 18

Gus Sorola: February 22

Griffon Ramsey: April 23

Miles Luna: April 24

Gavin Free: May 23

Geoff Ramsey: June 19

Monty Oum: June 22

Barbara Dunkelman: July 2

Michael Jones: July 24

Kara Eberle: July 31

Lindsay Tuggey: September 6

Ray Narvaez: September 15

Joel Heyman: September 16

Matt Hullum: September 29

Caleb Denecour: October 8

Jordan Cwierz: October 23

Ryan Haywood: December 6

"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people."

Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

Name: laura
Nickname: ~~~
Location: usa
Age: 15
Height: 5’9”
Any pets: 6 cats and a fish
Favorite thing about yourself: my skin
Worst habit: chewing my lip
Fun fact: i’m going to japan soon

Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: cis female
Sexual preference: people are hot
Romantic preference: boys are great
Relationship status: single
Myers/Briggs type: ESTJ
Hogwarts house: ravenclaw

Routine

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": night owl
Morning routine: wake up, pee, eat, shower, brush teeth
First thought in a morning: ugh
Last thought before falling asleep at night: why can’t i just fall asleep

School/Work

Do you work or are you a student: student
Where do you work/study: ratchet valley!!!!
What do you do: i stay at home and cry
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: almost done college

Habits (Do you … )

Drink: nah
Smoke: nah
Do Drugs: nah
Exercise: meh
Have a go-to comfort food: pineapples
Have a nervous habit: biting my lip

What is your favorite … ?

Physical quality (in yourself): my eyes
In Others: hair, eyes, smile
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): i keep negative feelings to myself so…
Food: sushi
Animal: dragon
Artist/Band/Group: lea michele, so many bands, then there’s showtunes so…
Author/Poet: no se
TV Show: teen wolf, masters of sex, parks and rec
Actor/Actress: jlaw, dylan o’brien

TAGGED AS:  #about me  

coffee or tea

books or movies

fruits or vegetables

headphones or earbuds

laptops or pc

facebook or tumblr

netflix or tv

hardcover or paperback

tv or movies

hp or thg

light or dark

salt or pepper

starbucks or dunkin donuts

reading or writing

writing or drawing

hot or cold

talking or listening

instruments or voice

cake or cupcakes

black or white

sunset or sunrise

TAGGED AS:  #about me  

mozzerella-stiicks:

every time i see this i read it as the beautiful farts of life

TAGGED AS:  #same  

jcool1996:

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

Bless

hideiwa:

japanese people: yeah sure wear a kimono even though you are white, just know what it means and stands for! and just understand that by wearing this, you are paying respect to our culture! so please do so with careful thought!

white people on tumblr: IF U ARE WHITE nEVER WEAR A KIMONO DONT EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT IT !!!! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION 101 IF I CATCH U SMEELING A KIMONO I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!! DONT EVEN GO TO JAPAN OR THINK ABOUT JAPAN JUST DIE

Where am I?